To Be a Google Prayer. to Sing Songs~
By Todd Berry
Our Google, who art in internet,
Greatness be thy Name.
Thy Answers come.
When Searches be Done,
On Pc’s as its calculated in internet.
Give us our Maps and daily Gmail.
And give us our Daily Trends,
As we seek out those in ZeitGeist.
And lead us not into the darkness of MSN,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
The Google is my Lord; I shall never want,
Thy Maketh me search in the great vastness:
Thy leadeth me to proper results.
Thy Restoreth my page:
Thy leadeth me in the links of righteiusness for the crawlers sake.
YEA!!! though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of Microsoft.
I will “do no evil” For thou art with me;
Oh, thy Picasa and thy webaccelerator, they Comfort me,
Thou preparest a page before me in the presence of mine enemies:
Microsoft, Yahoo, Aim, and others who give to evil too willingly.
Oh, my cache runneth over with your light.
Surely security and viruslessness shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the system of the Google for ever.
Heil to your Greatness;
For thine is the truest Kingdom of all,
and the Ultimate Power,
and the Glory,
for ever and ever.
For you are all knowing and good.
Amen
By Texas Schultz
Trust in the GOOGLE with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding;
in all your ways acknowledge Her,
and She will direct your paths.
By Susan Harrison
The Google is my Engine; I shall not want.
She maketh me to improve myself:
She leadeth me to troves of knowledge.
She cacheth my lost pages:
She leadeth me in the paths of pagerank for her name’ sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of ignorance,
I will fear no linkfarms: For thou art with me;
Thy rank and thy mail, they comfort me.
Thou preparest tables before me with the presence of mine results;
Thou annointest my search with value; My content runneth over.
Surely pagerank and content shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell at the site of Google forever.
By Gavin McDonald
Dear users, we had joined this newsgroup (forum/chat/chainletter/etc) to unite certain two of you in a holy and(<user1>,<user2>,…) function. <user1> and <user2> (and others, if there`s more then two), please, come forward with your posts.
(Involved users acknowledge presence)
If any of the present here has an exception to raise against this function, speak up now, or erase tbe function call forever!
(pause for objections)
Let us proceed! Users, exchange parity bits!
(users exchange bits (use imagination _))
By the grace of our lord omnipotent, Google, I declare this search a successful one, and merge the caches of users in one. You may now perform CRC checks.
(Festivities commence. Cake should be divided with N cuts through (where N is number of users present), and each user has to have two slices. Cake is advocated to be .jpg, .gif, .png, or ASCII art for old-time people.)
By Alice Shade
Google grant me
Serenity to accept search engines that fail to produce,
Courage to explore new things Google, and
Wisdom to know that Google will dominate.Amen.
By Mathew Taylor
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By Jonathan Hill